Bad Costco. Bad, Bad Costco.
Why, you can't go treating your employees well and like human beings!
Employees at Wal-Mart or Sam's Club or something might take notice and advocate for workplace change or unionization or something like that. Or even just ask for basic healthcare rather than having the taxpayers pick up the tab! It will ruin the retail industry!
And consumers? What will happen when find out that they can get deals and low prices and still be supporting workers as much as corporations? Oh the HORROR!